Rock and roll for the presbyopic

 

In these days of synthesized drums and muzak, where artistic style is crafted as much by the Boardroom as the musician that play, and "auto-tuned" bands cater to Gen-X and Y, BFaD has chosen to play to "the kids who made it all happen".

As rock-n-roll purveyors to the "presbyopic1" Baby Boom Generation, we strive to entertain those who lie awake when they should be asleep and asleep when they should be awake... and to anyone who believes Ibuprofen is a daily dietary supplement. 

BFaD comes in your choice of two 'wicked pissah' flavors:

Hot & Spicy Bar Style (rhythm section plus vocals)

Cool & Funky Event Style (Bar Style plus 4 piece horn section)

... and if you order before midnight tonight we'll throw in a set of steak knives and one of those things that makes a swan out of a radish (a staple of every meal).

 

“...you just need to squint your ears” 

 

 

1Presbyopia is a condition where, with age, the eye exhibits a progressively diminished ability to focus on near objects (e.g., Better From a Distance).  BTW, if you can read this typeface, you're probably not in our demographic, but you're always welcome to come here us play...